My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn. My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.” LOOKING GOOD Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. Remember: A Smile is the first step to Peace.Īt age 4 success is…not peeing in your pants.Īt age 16 success is…having a drivers license.Īt age 70 success is…having a drivers license.Īt age 80 success is…not peeing in your pants STINGY OLD LAWYERĪ stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.”Īfter much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. AAADD – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.TRAILER PARK RETIREMENT, A CHILD’S VIEW.
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